Planned Parenthood Birth Control Cookie

Does this really need any more explanation? Or does it raise a few questions? Like: Is it safe for me to eat this? Will I go to Hell?

I think we can agree, though, that if I eat this cookie, I will not get pregnant.

Comments

[Molz]

Just make sure you eat that at exactly the same time every day, or it won't work! Last thing we need is little sams running rampant...